The Kidnapping of Common Sense

Time and Technology, no longer boys, finally hatched their plan and kidnapped Ethics and Common Sense. But when it came time to ransom them Time and Technology realized they were too late for no one understood they were missing.

The Nose

Her nose was such that we feared a stiff wind might break her neck.

The Traveler

She traveled so often, she knew the day of the week by the number of blouses left hanging in the hotel closet.