Yankee Stadium, right smack dab in the middle of the dog days of summer. My turn to go to the food court and get a couple of dogs and beers. A couple of long lines and one short one. Hmmm, tough choice.
Yeah, but I should have known better. Like schools of fish avoiding a barracuda, crowds figure out which lines to avoid.
So there’s one customer in front of me and the girl disappears. […]