Out of hand

So I go to a gas station in New York and go for the girlie-girl 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice (sorry, just had a sweet tooth). Pay for it, cashier starts to put it in a plastic bag and I say:

Me: That’s okay, I don’t need a bag. I’ll just take it.

Cashier: Sorry, boss, it’s the law.

Me: What??

Cashier: It’s the law. I have to put it in a plastic bag. They […]